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Once described by TOMOR as the "female Rob," Keilany is second-in-command on the show. Unlike other women in radio, her style is described as "cringe comedy." Her main duty is presenting the final segment of the show, in which she reports news headlines featuring odd, tragic, and weird stories from around the world. She is currently the youngest active radio personality in the United States.
Josh is the human soundtrack of the show, providing impressions, a wide range of voices, and live sound effects to compliment the discussions between Rob and Keilany. While he does not participate heavily as himself during the actual show, he is mainly featured in pre-recorded bits.
Connie was both entertaining on the air and aesthetically pleasing in front of the cameras. She delivered wit and intelligence unmatched by most females in the industry. At age 18, she was previously the youngest female radio sidekick in the United States.
Formerly known as Rob's sidekick, Parris met Rob in 2010, and the two quickly became friends. Their similar sense of humor and class clown antics foreshadowed their radio chemistry years later. Parris was mostly known for his terrible jokes with poor delivery, and the noticeable silence following them. He was mocked regularly by Rob for his large ears and incompetence. He was also known for being incredibly obnoxious, often disregarding the feelings of others.
June 8, 2012 - August 10, 2012
Intern Jon was the first intern on the show. He was the butt of many jokes and took much abuse at the hands of Rob. Targets of abuse included his poor grammar and spelling, the alternative spelling of his name, and his general lack of personality. His departure from the show remains unexplained.